This was me four months ago; your everyday, all-american girl. That is, until I met him-Athony!!! Then things changed!
The moment Anthony entered her life, he caused Erika's sanity to become chaotic.
Erika changed a lot for Anthony. Perhaps she changed too much! [she was pressured by drugs and sex]
One day Anthony confessed that as good as Erika was in bed [and everywhere else], he wasn't interested in her. It was that day Erika realized that perhaps her new life dedicated and dependent on porn and drugs was a mistake. That same day she met Squirrely and sheltered him. Squirrely helped her recover and guided her to her true calling- becoming a punk super star! [BOY COULD THE GIRL SING!]
This is Squirrely, the crazy and very unlucky cat! [More like her guardian Kitty]
Which leads back to me today! Erika Susan Boyd [and Squirrely, the crazy kitty]! Trying to become a world famous punk super star!
If only I could perform in front of crowds >_<
All I've ever wanted to do is be able to sing in front of an audience without CHOKING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?
Oh! My! Gahhhhhh!!!! Why can't I sing a single note while everyone is watching!?!
Silly Erika!
Maybe I should have listened to everyone back home when they said I should give up. I guess it's my mistake.
If only she could sing in public like she could do other things [like fellatio and 69]!!!
She and Squirrely worked night and day on her performance phobia. They made little, but still noticeable progress
Squirrely made Erika sing loudly into the night until she was too tired to care. He asured her every person in the apartment complex could hear her sing. She preceded to improve tremendously.
Several days later, when Squirrely was certain Erika was ready to be a Punk Super Star he left her a large and very painful surprise in the Kitty Box. A magical microphone which Erika appreciated greatly!!!
That same night was Erika's big performance and the microphone magically transformed her! Erika's voice became amplified and confident, her aura became calm and tranquil!
The crowd loved her!
She was a hit!!!
Erika became so famous and popular that even her "beloved" Anthony came crawling back to her!
Apparently his current Suga' Mama', Ariel, the porno star he had left Erika for was no longer as financially secure as Erika.
And boy did Anthony love being pampered!!!
But Erika had learned from her previous mistake [Her obsessive infatuation with with Anthony]. Thanks to the help of Zingo, her brave flying toaster, she put the sick and manipulative bastard out of his misery!
With Erika's beauty, fame, and wealth; her lies flowed easily.The police officers declared Erika's innocence and announced Anthony's death a dick-head suicide.
Erika continued to perform and the crowd continued to love her.
With the cops happy and financially credited; Erika's drama degenerated and she developed a sense of satisfaction with herself.
Feeling secure she preformed her final "Punk Super Star" show and was a smash!
After the show Squirrely confessed that he was a man and the could only be changed back to his human form with a big, sloppy kiss!
Erika obliged!
Squirrely became the midget prince he was born as and he and Erika eloped in a Dodge Dude Truck.
They lived happily together for two week then were smashed by a "pimped out" dumpster.
~Fini~
These are just random doodles during lectures. It was just before the time I was became interested in Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics =]
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